NINE PHRASES THAT WOMEN USE THE MOST!!!

Hi folks,
It’s been some time since I promised to write some thing and haven’t written. Well…There are some experiences that I have gathered over a time talking to lot of women and then I thought what if this is it. For a change I got a different topic to write finally!!!.....

Nine Phrases that Women Use and what do they mean by them!!!!!

Fine -- Fine is a simple word, which means ok, but when the women use it, it becomes like this “I AM RIGHT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT UP”.

Five mins -- how many times we might have heard, when you ask “HONEY! ARE YOU READY?” and she says “FIVE MINS, DEAR”... Well the truth is five mins is five mins when you are watching the last over of the world cup final with India vs. Australia and you say I need five mins…. Because in 5 mins the match will be over…. But the women’s five mins means that it’s going to be 30 mins... So watch out...

Nothing -- Many times when we see women, just blank doing nothing, we tend to ask “WHAT HAPPENED?” and they say “NOTHING”. Its means there is some thing. It’s the calm before the storm. Arguments starts with “Nothing” and end with “Fine”.

Go ahead -- sometimes you get irritated and you tell “I am going to find some one else better than you” and she says “Go ahead”. IT'S A DARE, NOT PERMISSION. So please don’t be fooled by this, otherwise you are dead.

Loud Sigh -- A non verbal statement….When you want to help her out and you ask her “WHERE DO I KEEP THIS?” and she gives a LOUD SIGH. This is the only phrase that is expression bound and audio oriented, but no words come out. It basically means that “U ARE SUCH AN IDIOT”. That is what she thinks of you.

That’s ok -- You were doing some thing in a room and broke some thing and she rushes into the room and sees what you have done. You are apologetic and look at her but she says “THAT’S OK” and she leaves. That means that she is planning to get back at you at a later stage and she will surely make you pay more than your worth. Please be careful.

Don’t worry about it, I got it -- This means that she had asked you to do some thing so many times and got fed up of it that now she is doing it herself. While doing so, she will show tendencies of #3. It means that you will ask “WHAT HAPPENED?” and she will say “NOTHING”. Phrase #3 situation takes over from here.

Whatever -- You are busy saying how much you have worked this week and you have earned credit form your boss and she says “WHATEVER”. It basically means she doesn’t care about it and it’s her way of saying “F*** YOU”, SO WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

Thanks -- It’s the rarest of all phrases, probably once in a life time phrase. So please shut up and just accept it by saying “YOU’RE WELCOME”. Anything more than that will result in any of the earlier phrases being used. So please shut up and take it.

I am sure these are the best and only phrases that women can come up with any time in their lives to use against any one. So all the children, men, and any one who is not women, please note it down and be ready with the reply.

If you happened to find anything better than these, please do leave a comment and I will try to research into them. Till then….

For the love of God!!!

GVK

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