Operations Management Newsletter, Issue 4

Rulz of the Game

The "Rules" of the Game :-
1. The female always makes the rulz.
2. The Rulz r subject to change @ any time without prior notification
3. No man can possibly know all the rulz.
4. If she suspects that the male knows all the rulz,she must immediately change some of them .
5. She is never wrong.
6. If She is wrong , its bcoz of a fragrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies ,the male must apologise immediately.
8. The female can change her mind at any juncture.
9. The male must not change his mind without explicit written consent from her.
10. Female has every right to be angry or upset @ any time.
11. Male must remain calm @ all times , unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
12. Female must,under no circumstances , let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules might result in bodily harm ;)
14. if the female is hot , all rules r NULL and VOID.

If you don't think these are true, all the females can get back to me and the males..... u are already converted.
So don't bother to contact me.