Garam Masala - A ruined night
For me the day normally begins at night, not that I don't do anything during the day. It is only that I get sick of the group work, deadlines, the girls with thier boyfriends and the boys with their repeated attempts to get girlfriends, the spamming and other things. So Night for me is a God's gift at enjoying my personal time in my own domain pursuing the unlimited education that I have access to with no finger up my ***.
This night was like a regular night till my room mate called me up and said that we should go for a movie today. He knows about me very well that I am not an ardent fan of movies if it some regional language or anyother. Lets say my movie watching limit is only till the English ones where in I get my dosage of BRAS (Blood, Revenge, Action, Sex) and all that you can think of without any sentiments attached.
Due to previous nights achievements on gyaan, I decided to take a break and go ahead with his proposal. He told me to meet at a certain place and then we both can go out for dinner and for the movie afterwards. My repeated telling him about my navigational skills and map reading capacity fell on deaf ears and he convinced me that I can achieve it (He motivated me by saying that there will be lots of girls).
Finally the prediction came true, I got lost and was somewhere of nowhere and had to call him and convince him to come and meet me at that godforsaken place. Finally after much deliberation we met at a place. We went for dinner at a Jain restaurant and were treated to a meager meal that in no comparison could fulfill me if it was not for the pretty ladies sitting next to our table whom I kept oogling at from time to time.
we reached the movie theatre and parked my car (Yes!! i have a car). Then I scouted for some girls. Found one in a tight jeans, one in a loose top and other with a boy friend's hand on her who was too huge for me. So before I could decide whom to oogle at or go after all of them entered the theatre.
We entered too and god!! could i believe myself; the theatre was some thing like an enlarged toilet with seating arrangement and all for a meager Rs.80 only. The seats were prepared to take in fighter pilots and not me. I finally put my ass in there and wriggled. NO CHANCE AT ALL. So i thought what the hell, let me adjust somehow and I looked around, there was no female in sight and the only female I could see was like a little far (5 MILES away) with a husband and 4 kids trying to argue with him why he is not getting popcorn and drinks already!!!
I resigned to the fact that it cannot get better than this and prayed to god to relieve me from the pain that I was going to face for the next 3 hours or so...
After showing a documentary on how to save water ( every drop...), how to use condoms, and some jewelry ads that reeked of overdone sets and half naked women the movie started.
Hmmm.... This itself is a big thing. So let me stop here and I will put it in the next post.... Till then a few pics from the movie.
