Adventures of Sivaranjan

SIVARANJAN & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Sivaranjan : 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Sivaranjan: ... EVERY YEAR

SIVARANJAN & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Sivaranjan at an interview....
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sivaranjan replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

SIVARANJAN & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Sivaranjan asked his wife, Do I
look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Sivaranjan : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...

SIVARANJAN & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sivaranjan whether any great man born in this
village or not .. and Sivaranjan said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

SIVARANJAN & HIS EXPERIMENT
Sivaranjan was experimenting with a cockroach. First he cut off oneof it's
leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cutoff it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then
he cut off the third leg and did the same. At last he cut off it's fourth
leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly Sivaranjan said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.
Sivaranjan become a saint!

SIVARANJAN & DRIVER
When Sivaranjan was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted mirror. Sivaranjan shouted, "Are you trying to see my wife? Come,
sit back here and I will drive.

SIVARANJAN GOES TO HOTEL
Sivaranjan went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he
started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Sivaranjan pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN"

SIVARANJAN & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught
fire and how will you escape ?
Sivaranjan : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination . :)

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ...
On a political rally Sivaranjan was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her
right chest ... and he did it !